And please don't send me salsa dancing! I'm out of biscuits again; I could really do with some right now. One in particular tickled me: Hello Im applying for the beach bum role. But as our smartphones become increasingly powerful, fewer of us are dating from behind our desktops, rather turning to the digital devices in our pockets. Sadly we werent meant for each other, but he was a top bloke. When it came to Mr Facestalk, I felt a little suspicious that he only wanted to date me after just joining the site. But after 10 minutes of meeting, chemistry trumped technology and we were skipping off down to the Liars Club to dance around, laugh and drink rum. We'd lost count of how many dates we'd been on, weren't dating anyone else, but hadn't really had any discussion about whether we were exclusively a couple.